Monday, May 18, 2015

BAN HOODIES

I'm looking at the DC search for a suspect in a quadruple homicide in an upscale neighborhood. The surveillance video reveals the killer walking away and naturally he is wearing a hoodie. Liberals are always keen to address crime by banning guns and knives and swords and yet never think that perhaps ending the faceless anonymity of the criminals might contribute more to finding and punishing criminals than any type of restriction of the 2nd Amendment.

One might wonder how to enact such a ban. Easy, do what Bloomberg did in New York City and pass and ordnance banning the sale or wear of hoodies. Those guys have criminalized just about everything so one more minor bagatelle is nothing.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

GUN CONTROL

Gun control is policing the battleground when you're done shooting them.

Monday, May 11, 2015

MOWER SAGA

It was a different time and era but today I talked to my neighbor and asked to borrow her mower. After all, I bought it. It was under my name and yet now that I think about it, why didn't I buy a riding mower? Sure, it would be overkill for the tiny yards my sister and I have in common but a RIDING MOWER...!

Zut alors!

I would, naturally, have named it Grendel.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

SOMETIMES ELLIPTICAL

Elliptical properly describes the last post. Remember who I write for. It will remain long after I'm gone because nothing on the web is ever truly deleted. She'll figure it out.

This struck me today about Cruz from Ruben Navarette of all things: 

"I will also stick to English, Señor Halperin. You crossed the line. This was bad journalism, bad form, and bad manners." 

That was written by somebody I used to read once a week in Cardiff-By-The-Sea at the Donut Park while Josie was playing. I picked up the Beach Press next to VG's on Saturday and read it cover to cover while she played in the park. He had a weekly column in the beach press and he was always about 5 billion miles away from reality. Naturally, it took punching his race button to get him to within a lightyear of reality.

I am still getting an enormous kick out of the talent being fielded for the rethuglican nomination in contrast to the communist and the socialist being offered up by the democrats.

DELUSION

Thys ancien Dell used to lyve under a delusyian that it was was fast and to be honest, compared to the towers that come before, it was. It still works fine which is why it remains my upstairs computer and it can still, when I want, play the games that newer computers sneer at. I''m pretty sure Sneerat used to be close by Soddom and Gomorah and I can spell those anyway. I want to being different from people who elect to think there is a right way to spell Arabic in English and Chinese in English as fools of the first and second water. OTOH, I read Thucydides in translation and thought it good enough.

How were they spelled in the language of Ur? The Song of Solomon and Gilgamesh?

It's a loose interpretation and I might have to read SNOWCRASH again.

Second Reading: Snowcrash.

SUNDAY BOOK RECOMMENDATION

Here is our Sunday book recommendation.

The Mote in God's Eye.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

CLOUDS

Because,


we go to this place a lot. It is a dive but it is our kind of dive. It currently sports the name of the American Tavern, prior to that it was the Blue Star and, oddly enough, before that it was the American Tavern. The staff always remains and the peppercorn bacon cheeseburgers and steak quesadillas are awesome. One can dine and watch basketball or baseball or football. Yeah, it's one of those places that eschewed cable and decided to go with 27 satellite dishes on the roof.

There is a backside to it but we've never investigated. We are quite happy with the front side.

Friday, May 8, 2015

A CITIZEN OF NARNIA

Just sayin

I FORGOT

Picked this up from the King of France. I had forgotten her. She has a wonderful voice.


I remember coming home from the bars one night and we were telling Woody that she was in Africa with Jerry Brown. He loaded his shotgun at full choke and put two rounds through the poster he had of her on the wall in his room, very much to the surprise of the two guys sleeping in the newly ventilated room next door. As I recall, one of them used to go into the woods in Pennsylvania during the extremely limited bear hunting season for lunatics who hunt bears with .44 calibre magnum pistols.

It takes all kinds.

I REMEMBER

I don't remember the three posts I just nuked from orbit but I do recall debating the Mad Cow SWO on Lex's place one night and having the Padre ask Lex to nuke the entire thing from his blog. Lex obliged. I can do no less when asked.

My fingers are still nimble and my brain quite agile. I can always rewrite what I wrote before...if I could just remember it....

Have a very good weekend.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

SOLILIQY

I woke up and went upstairs to my computer and then I seemed to take a step backward in time. As I listen to the little birds across the street, it seems more common than it used to be.

My mother asked me to pick up a book she had reserved at the local branch of the Arlington Library. As a dutiful son, I walked that half mile to pick up the 15 pound book and brought it home, sort of under my arm. I mean that book was seriously heavy.

I'm actually an historian. I think you would enjoy any of these links, particularly the Bulwer-Lytton one. We remember him for his 'dark and stormy night' but there was so much more.

Lord Haw Haw

women so cruel she named her son Evelyn

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

A RICH DEMOCRAT MEDLEY

I laugh when I think about liberals and democrats. They confabulate and own the press but they miss out on one little thing as they snigger together.

There's almost 20 well accomplished people running for the office of President on the right and Hillary stands almost alone on the left. Last week she was joined in the race for democratic nominee by Bernie the communist. That's it from the left.

If I was a leftist progressive weasel, I'd wonder what happened to the likes of JFK. Did his brother drown all of them in a creek?

MY FRIEND MOHAMMED

In honor of the last attempt at an ISIS Type massacre here in the US. Aren't you tired of those guys?


I am forced to admit that my digital drawing skills are limited but it was enough once to share disdain for murdering scumbags. It's hard to believe that was five years ago back when I lived in San Diego and Lex was still flying for profit and fun. As I recall, I drew this about the time I took him and his wife to dinner in Del Mar.

OUTDOOR VOICE

I live directly across the street from an elementary school. It is background noise but every now and again I 'listen'. It's like listening to birds

REMEMBER RED CELL?

I find myself understanding patriotic Texans who are nervous of the service they are going to get from Jade Helm and SPECWAR. On the other hand, I was living there when Dick Marcinko and his Red Cell kidnapped citizens in their driveways as part of their 'war games'. I'm afraid I didn't play nice with those guys.

When I was moored at 32nd Street in San Diego we used to have wannabee SEALS try to infiltrate ships at the waterfront after dark. They'd come over from Coronado in their RHIBS and my guys used to light them up with a 24 inch carbon arc searchlight and track them practically all the way. We would always notify base security that there were 'intruders' in the water and ask if there was an 'exercise' underway and Base Security would always deny it and then call back 10 minutes later and ask us to stop tracking the zodiac with our search light.

When I was the fire control officer on the destroyer a couple years earlier, my SAT and BAF understood my plans if those guys ever set foot on our ship. Boot on the neck, gun to the head and don't let up until I come along to collect them and if they give you any trouble at all, ventilate them. We don't know they're not terrorists hell bent on getting our nukes now do we?

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

I CLOSED MY EYES

The rookie was aghast and demanded action immediately but the sergeant said no.

"You just saw him attack Rhines and kick the shit out of him~!"

"Yes, but Rhines assaulted the citizen first."

"What difference does that make? He just kicked Rhines in the balls for the 5th time!"

"Rhines went up against a citizen out walking at night in his own neighborhood and attacked him and the citizen employed  tactics that Rhines is unfamiliar with and overwhelmed him and beat the shit out of him and why? Ask yourself, why is Rhines lying there by the lake, pantless after a man pulled them off and thru them into the lake along with his official weapon, his backup weapon, his badge and his ID wallet?"

"Who the fuck cares why he did it, that was assault on a police officer!"

"Son, I don't see a man with a badge lying on the ground anywhere around here do you?"

BULLET HOLES

I think it is interesting that the terrorist pickup truck had fewer bullet holes in it than the wrong pick-up trucks blown apart by nervous sheriffs when they shot any pickup truck they thought must carry Gorner. It looks like whatever lawbeing opened fire just used two round to put down the islamic wannabees.

My very best regards to that law being. That was some good shooting. I'd be honored to buy you a beer.

COLT, IF THEY FALL I WILL MISS THEM

This is a sad story but not one we haven't seen before be it guns or makers of fine brandy. I'm OK with it if they go under. I've got mine and as long as they make 45 calibre ammo, I'm happy. It's hard to believe the consortium that owns Colt failed to address reality.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Ever wonder just who manufactures all that ammo for all those AK-47s in the world and sells it to terrorists ranging from Boko Haram to Sudan and Afghanistan and wonder why somebody doesn't send a cruise missile into the works?

Monday, May 4, 2015

CDR FAILED TO SELECT SALAMANDER

I was banned from there long ago but I took a look at it today. I was banned for speaking my mind in a judicious way and I can live with that. His software caught up with me today when I tried to reply to what he wrote:
When someone is under attack for speaking unpopular opinions to the point they are physically, professionally, or otherwise threatened to silence, everyone should come to their defense.
He was an ATLANTIC FLEET staff puke. You know them when you see them. They don't look anything like 3rd Fleet or CINCPACFLT staff officers at all which, when you think about it, is kind of weird. On the other hand, he has countless spies who send him all kinds of classified emails and make no mistake, after 9/11 FOUO is a calcification.[yes i meant that]

When I was last a CHENG the inspector told me the engine room logs needed to be stamped UNCLASS and when I said, "in the absence of such a stamp, they are UNCLASS", he invited me to fail OPPE. That's our Salamander. He doesn't tolerate dissent.

Phib is officially our first scumbag!

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Can a man born to a poor family in Bavaria be described as a poor southern boy?

HAVING FUN WHILE AVOIDING MOWING THE LAWN

Anon had a problem with my previous post and says just a few cops are bad. I concur. The problem I have with that though is that none of the dirty cops ever go to jail for life and neither do the prosecutors that practice prosecutorial abuse and send people to jail forever because they knowingly withheld exculpatory evidence that showed that the defendant could not have done the crime in question. I don't think jail is good enough for those types. I think burning them at the stake or crucifixion would be the least penalty they should suffer.

They 'police' themselves and 99 times out of a 100 they justify throwing a flashbang grenade on the face of an infant and then walk away from the medical costs incurred by the family of a home invasion they got wrong because they went to the wrong place at the wrong time to make a misdemeanor arrest with a SWAT. The police involved suffer no penalties and the City refuses to accept the onus for paying the costs incurred when an adult male officer burned the face off an infant lying in a crib.

Anon thought I was talking about police shootings. OK, let's examine the Gorner fiasco when various LA area police departments blew the crap out of pickup trucks in their search for a 6 foot black former LAPD officer. They blew apart the truck of a white man driving down the road minding his own business, not because he refused to stop but just because they thought, "pickup truck=Gorner" and then they shot the hell out of another pickup truck driven by a white woman and her mother out delivering newspapers and again, not because it looked like Gorner but because it was a pickup truck=Gorner.

I have a thousand stories just like that and so does everyone else in America and we don't mind the occasional mistake but when that happens we expect the killer to be FIRED. We expect them to be savagely abused for incompetence, ineptitude and stupidity and lawlessness and charged with the crime they actually committed. We simply don't like that they get a pass on that and continue on the beat.

Frankly, I don't think it is too much to hold the police to the actual law. Why do they get immunity from the actual law? They can bleat about their special role and endangerment but we don't accept that kind of crap from soldiers so why do we accept it from police? They're like the Air Force who says, sorry about wiping out your wedding party; our bad but no harm, no foul and nobody gets punished or whacked.

Cleveland Police announced last week that the little 12 year old boy with an air soft gun in the park had it coming and earned his death an instant after two cops pulled up to within 3 feet of him (off the road and well into the park in their cruiser) because two cops wearing bullet proof armor were terrified that he might shoot them.

I don't know about the rest of America but I am heartily sick of it. The internet informs us all about the depredations of the police everywhere and things like Civil Forfeiture just drive home the simple fact that the police are no longer in the business of protecting, they are in the business of enforcement and so was the....urk.....aaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh.

BARBARY PIRATES GO TO TEXAS...AND DIE

There was a shooting of two 'gunmen' who opened fire on a security gunman who was standing around making sure that no islamic terrorists could succeed in attacking a group of people celebrating the best cartoon depiction of infamous pederast Mohammed. This Daily Mail story gives more details.

It has been many hours since these 'gunmen' attacked the art show but there has been no word at all on their identity or intent and yet these kind of scumbags are notorious for bringing along their manifesto and maybe even a video tape explaining their need to kill unbelievers. I find it odd that the press and security services have clamped down on the identity of the wannabe killers.

I note also that the Agency has blacked out the cartoons lest some loony muslim go berserk and randomly burn down homes, offices, Baltimore, etc, yet they did not make any effort to conceal the identity of the winner of the draw mohammed contest and left his name and image right up there in their photos of the incident of the attack. We know more about a peaceful man than we do about his wannabe killers.

What this translates to in my mind is that anybody at all who draws and posts a picture of mohammed should have automatic right to concealed carry a weapon in every state in America because, by God when the muslims catch up to him/her they aren't always going to have armed SWAT standing around waiting to intercept the killers.

This country is starting to resemble the caliphate in Iraq/Syria. With all the unregulated spying on every call made by all Americans, why isn't law enforcement picking these scum off long before they launch their attacks? After Snowden's leaks they really don't have a leg to stand on and tell us that they don't monitor EVERY CALL MADE AND RECEIVED in the world and EVERY EMAIL sent anywhere. Our inability to be pro-active is almost British now. Find them and deport them.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE

Just imagine how stupid you would have to be to accept that the city of Baltimore Police had fully and thoroughly investigated the death by spine ripping of a prisoner in their custody and could find no explanation for how he was brutally kicked to death in a van that stopped for nachos, a tequila and a barista on the way to the clink.

What happened to that man was an egregious crime. Police need to be jailed for life for doing that. All of those in the "van" with that man are murderous scum. I'll leave it to a court to decide if they are guilty but the verdict about what "suddenly happened to kill that man?"

We know. It was cops kicking him over and over and over. They got a little carried away.

I really don't understand how cops can do that.

NUCLEAR WARFARE

Some among us used to plan it.


We were all willing to wage it. Ibn Said said we needed more music so I'll give Buck the better half.

See?